fagbert


noun: a h-m-s-xual male who thinks he’s the sh-t and likes to put his head on other’s shoulder by sneaking to his victims.
“oh my god fobert (f-gbert) where did you come from??”
“mumble im gay mumble”
a close follower of aunt jemima, wears head wraps and denies their ability to cook fantastic pancakes.
f-gbert, i would like 3 silver dollar pancakes.

f-gbert: what are you talking about?

-runs away rapidly-

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