fagdad

a dad who acts like a mom and is just feminine in general. can often be seen with starbucks while talking to the moms of his sons friends. most likely a f-gdad will have a weak/high voice and will just sound like a p-ssy when he talks. and last but not least, all f-gdads can be easily overexcited, especially in public places
“my dad is such a p-ssy”
“yeah bro hes a f-gdad”
a father of an officer cadet who enjoys the taking and receiving of another man/boys p-n-s. often ginger.
matt: craig where’s your f-gdad?
craig: he’s sat on the living room chair with brian.
andy: bert, why’s your dad a f-gdad?
bert: he’s not, he’s a carnie.
a guitar tuning that actually sounds pretty bad-ss if used correctly. try it out. also known as the gay father tuning.
“did you guys hear steve playing in f-gdad? f-ckin’ t-ts!”
an older gay man who spends time with younger gay men to feel like one of the crowd again. usually tends to be a sugardaddy as well.
“thanks to your f-gdad we had a delicious meal at that fancy restuarant on main street. he sure knows how to treat you.”
p-ssy whipped male parent who sucks up not only to his wife (or civil partner, in which both parents would be f-gdads), but also to all of his kids.
his name is conrad? he must have a f-gdad…poor kid
a seemingly “happily married” family man, who lives (and possibly beleives) the daily facade that he is an ordinary average guy, but to confused office mates / friends is obviously a flaming h-m-s-xual.
“did you see bob and his family at the company picnic yesterday? man, what a f-gdad.
wimpy guy with absolutely no muscle definition who’s a dad but looks like the last dude you’d expect could possibly father a child. typically seen wearing loafers, white socks and shorts and pushing a stroller with one hand while holding a toddler in the other, saying things in an effeminate voice like “hang on honey, mommy will be here in a minute and then we’ll both kiss your boo-boo.”
“yo, see that guy with the kid, the dude who’s holding his wife’s purse? f-gdad!”
to share a h-m-s-xual relationship with ones own father.

why don’t you just go and have s-x with your dad you f-gdad straight outta baghdad