Faggot Cowboy


people with little to no teeth, that smoke/chew tobacco, hunt as a sport, talk about guns all the time, live in/on a farm and/or in the country, own trucks, wear jeans, boots, and camouflage hats/jackets all the time, are poorly educated, and/or walk like they have hemorrhoids up their -ss who attend or are -ssociated with nascar.
i hate nascar because there are just too many f-cking f-ggot cowboys!!!

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