Faggot tree
a tree that sprouts f-ggots, usually in bright colors. most often the budding f-ggots sport clean grip tape and socks.
every morning little sammy wakes to water his f-ggot tree with fresh s-m-n.
internet slang for “f-ggotry”
“what is this f-ggot tree?”
a gay love child that is created when one man plants his seed in another man’s fertile -sshole.
once the sperm hits the colon, the seed begins to grow into a sapling. there is then a 4 hour rectal-gestation period. soon after the rectal-gestation period, the sapling roots itself onto a piece of fecal matter. nature takes it’s course; the man sh-ts out the f-ggot tree, which is half s-m-n and half sh-t, and proceeds to nurture it, send it off to grad school, and years later, invite it back to live in his bas-m-nt after it inevitably fails it’s ill-conceived course of life.
troy: “hey, todd, hows the f-ggot tree?”
todd: “ha ha, very funn…wait, what?”
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