faggotbating
to jack off to ones self, to be a complete f-cking f-ggot and jack off to yourself because you think your some hot f-cking piece of sh-t. after realizing this, you should probably kill yourself because you know you a piece of dirt sh-t and your name is jeff.
stop f-ggotbating, jeff.
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