Fagguccino


a word to collectively describe the various metro-s-xual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common f-g.

such coffee derivatives covered by the term f-ggaccino are:

cappuccino,
caffè latte,
caffè americano,
caffè macchiato,
espresso,
frappuccino,
caramel macchiato,
caffè mocha,
gingerbread latte,
toffee nut latte,
eggnog latte-

– = seriously wtf!
café cashier: what can i get you?
luke: hi, can i have a light-iced, double-shot, non-fat, 8-pump sugar-free vanilla, extra caramel, caramel macchiatto please.
café cashier: sorry, we don’t sell f-gguccinos.

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