Faglag
the kind of lag one would experience on xbox live caused by a player watching gay p-rn.
bill: oh my god chez! turn off the gay p-rn, you’re causing so much f-glag.
daryll: but i like it, please don’t make me turn it off!
bill: don’t cry, eat a carrot.
-daryll throws controller against bedroom wall-
-…then eats a carrot.-
the effect left on you after being near someone incredibly annoying and/or an -sshole.
“what’s up?”
“nothing. just stay out of my way, f-ggot.”
“woah, what’s wrong with you?”
“nothing. man, i got some f-g lag left over from talking to justin.
f-glag is the technological bandwith meltdown that happens when in the presence of a person of the h-m-s-xual persuation. gaydars use this technology to locate gay people, or so they say.
my computer is running at dialup speed, it must be the tyler’s f-g-lag slowing it down.
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