fagometer
f-g·o·me·ter
1.instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a h-m-
dude 1: “hey! lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped b-tton down shirts and drink appletini’s and red bull and vodka’s all night. then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!”
dude 2: “hold on one second…….” long pause
(leaves room to grab f-gometer)
loud buzzing noise emits from f-gometer
long pause
“dude, you are an off the charts f-gasaurus!!!”
fah-gom-eh-ter
works like gaydar, but puts it’s results on a scale of 0.0-10.0
that dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the f-gometer.
used to measure the level of f-gocity of a person. generally it ranges from 1 to 10.
i measured his f-gocity using my f-gometer. he was a 10 out of 10.
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