faguette
a real gay baguette
“i just went to panara to get a baguette but it tasted kinda stale”
“yeah man cuz its a f-guette”
6 more definitions
a french f-ggot or gay person
i went to france over the summer and i was surrounded by f-guettes who kept hitting on me.
a word you say to describe a h-m-s-xual or a personality of a h-m-s-xual.
1.a nicer word to say instead of f-g/f-ggot/f-ggit.
2. a word to describe a french h-m-s-xual or the personality of a french h-m-s-xual.
3. a word to describe justin bieber and/or his music. picture yourself a baguette with justin biebers face at the upper end. in that case you should also call justin biebers “beliebers” for “breadliebers”.
tim: did you hear the new justin bieber single, it sucks really bad.
tim#2: yeah, he’s such an f-guette!
random belieber: u f-gits sht da hel up! u wudnt si rel talnt if it wud b infront of u!
tim & tim#2: just go away you breadlieber, you can’t even realize that the nr.1 f-guette is a bad rolemodel for every of his breadliebers.
f-guette, noun; a f-guette is a baguette shaped d-ld- that h-m-s-xuals use during intercourse with each other.
f-guette, adjective; to call someone a f-guette implies that they are so gay that calling them french just isn’t good enough.
it may also mean someone who is also both french and gay
f-guette noun; “last night i put garlic b-tter on my f-guette when i inserted it into my boyfriends -n-s in order to heighten the french experience”
f-guette adjective; “wow man you are wearing rainbow colours, you have pink underwear and you tried to grab my -rs-. and you’re taking french cl-ss, you are such a f-guette”
the new gay breads they use at fast-food restaurants to make the food “gourmet”
the new sandwiches at arby’s are made with f-guettes. why can’t they just leave well enough alone? and where are my jalepeno bites?!
an insult to some one who’s unliked and refered to as a honos-xual
shut up you little f-guette
the feminine version of a f-g. aka a lezbian. lori! (cough) (cough) haha, thats wut u get b-tch!
lori is the biggest dinodyk- and f-guette ever born
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