fagurt
a word used by g-y men to describe a high attractiveness level of another man. he is so s-xy you want to eat him up like yogurt
person 1: mmmm mmm jimmy-bob look at that delicious cup of f-gurt standing at the bar.
person 2: i would eat him with a spoon bob
person 1: you dumb f-g, i’d lick him up.
yougurt for g-ys, an actual product. increases stanmina,
robert: dude, sooooo hungry…
jamie: go grab some f-gurt man
f-ggot is mean so instead of using it as an insult you mix it with yogurt because who doesn’t like yogurt unless you’re lactose intolerant but then you can say f-gurt which won’t insult them unless they’re g-y and lactose intolerant
you’re a f-gurt
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