Fagus


ancient irish word meaning whales v-g-n-.
hey f-gus! suck my b-lls!
a term used to describe a very nice person.
guy 1: hey, you’re a real f-gus.

guy 2: why thank you that is very nice of you.
1. another name for a young christian who refuses to believe s-x makes babies.

2. a variation of the name f-g.
1. a f-gus: g-d exists, it’s proven.
non-christian: no, go away.
a f-gus: but i’m saying the truth, he created me!
non-christian: no, your mom and dad had s-x.
a f-gus: nonsense! life is a miracle created by the g-d!

2. g-d, you’re such a f-gus!

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