Fail to the faillionth power
a fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. in this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fict-tious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
man, did you actually make it to the end of gi joe: the rise of cobra? the plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked -ss, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. fail to the faillionth power!
did you see that obama got awarded the n-bel peace prize? the norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving obama their meaningless award, when reality is that n-body gives a d-mn about what norway thinks because their economy is smaller than hong kong’s and they spend less on their military than does mali. fail to the faillionth power!
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