Failchild


a child of extreme failure.

a child who doesn’t have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and f-ck stuff up.
steve: (f-cking stuff up) oops, oops, oops, sorry!

everybody else: f-cking h-ll steve stop being such a failchild!
a child that kind of sucks at life.
the 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.

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