Failcrab


during a well populated match of zombie attack on garry’s mod, someone who tries to get past a human barricade while playing as one of the headcrab cl-sses, yet fails and just gets in the way. usually seen in packs of 5 or more.
man, get the h-ll out of the way you failcrabs!

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