Failed-Irish Goodbye
when you p-ss out in a public place after drinking too much. the reason that it is “failed” is because a sucessful irish goodbye involves leaving the scene before you p-ss out.
dude i wish i would have got a picture of your failed-irish goodbye last night when you were p-ssed out at the diner
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