Failgasm

an epic fail of absolutely epic proportions.
“dude, guys, check out my sick–ss moonwalk!” -jeff -proceeds to trip and fall on his face.-

“haha, failgasm!” -brad
n.
v.
when you are getting close to s-xual climax, and you feel the c-m coming up, but you c-m too early, only getting half the -rg-sm, or none at all, but you can’t c-m again.
i had already c-m twice, and when i tried to go for a third, i failgasmed and ruined my day.
when a fail feels good.
i had a failgasm yesterday.
fail-gasm~(fāl-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1.a moment of sheer ecstasy at the sight or sound of an epic fail.
2.intense or unrestrained excitement when everything goes horribly wrong, usually pertaining to ones own life.
3. the moment you realize your life sucks
–verb (used without object)
4.to have a failgasm
-intr.v. fail·gasm·ed (-gaz-uhm-d), fail·gasm·ing (gaz-uhm-ing), fail·gasms (gaz-uhmz)
to experience a failgasm.
fail·gas’mic (fāl-gāz’mĭk), fail·gas’tic (-tĭk) adj., fail·gas’mi·cal·ly, fail·gas’ti·cal·ly adv.
when i saw that my ex was not only pregnant but fat as well, it was absolutely failgasmic.

i totally failgasmed when i saw that video of him dancing to lady gaga in his bathroom naked while putting on make-up.

i just totaled my dads bmw, i’m gonna have a failgasm
the act of failing an -rg-sm.
it was going great with her; then i had a failgasm and left.
1. n. those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ”fail!” at any occurence of a mistake around them. usually when it is unnecessary
(guy 1 trips and falls)
guy 2: fail! ahahha
guy 3: dont have a failgasm dude
a term given to the type of -rg-sm reached by very little to no s-xual contact whatsoever. this term cannot be used against virgins.
girl 1: “what about that guy you hooked up with last night?”

girl 2: “i got him upstairs and he had a failgasm before i’d even touched him!”

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