failitude
how badly one failed, in terms of a 1-10 number system
“so how badly did bryon trip?”
“i’d say it had a failitude of 6; 8 if you include the fact that his head hit the wall.”
the measurement of the amount of fail that one has performed, or has been performed on you; typically can only reach a certain amount of failitude per day
“did you hear what happened? bryon totally tripped and face-planted into the wall!”
“wow…that one action just made him hit max failitude for the day.”
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