Failjet
very similar to failboat . a pack of douche bags trying to act smart. these people generally fail at life. often used when “failboat” just doesn’t seem enough to describe their fail.
m1: oh dude, those guys are aboard the failjet (guys trying to back a van into water to get their skyjets in) .
m2: d-mned yeah.
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