failocalypse
a fail-fest. when you screw up so badly that it affects everyone around you. like a chain reaction. failure
dude, when i chopped down that tree, it landed on mikes house then he crashed his bike.
friend: wow, i saw it. it also knocked out the power, and tina thought i hung up on her, then she broke up with me.
me: sorry man. i’m a failocalypse
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