Failologist
1. one who fails so often, their fails are disregarded.
2. one who fails so epically, it’s laughable.
1. because milton fell down the stairs nearly everyday, he was labeled a failologist and got little attention.
2. gertrude never saw the donut, making her a failologist and the pictures hilarious.
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