Failroad


a failboat’s land equivalent.

a failed organization or group of idiots. doomed to failure and full of inept-tude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.

in extreme circ-mstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.

pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.
can you guys believe grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? you’d think he’d ridden the failroad enough this year.
specifically a poorly ran railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward bas-m-nt dwellers who like to play with toy trains.
sorry, you must of misheard, i work for the failroad and i am at the mercy of the handicapped version of oceans 11
specifically a poorly ran railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward bas-m-nt dwellers who like to play with toy trains.
sorry, you must of misheard, i work for the failroad and i am at the mercy of the handicapped version of oceans 11

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