a portmanteau of the words ‘fail’ and ‘maelstrom’. a fail that is so much of a fail that it sucks everything around it into its vortex and turns everything else into a fail.
omfg that jerk failed so hard that it made me fail too. it was a sort of a failstrom for the entire room.
- first rule of self pity
“no one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs. when a university of chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the first rule of self pity.
a flukel is a medley of notes, played in a manner so fast the notes are indistungishable from each other. usually sounds really cool, and usually can only hear one if impaired in one way or another. that violin solo was cool, but it was no flukel. someone who sits in the bathtub, farts, then […]
- foopy mcdoop
a large green fat person who likes to steal peoples food and eat like a hog. stop being a foopy mcdoop and eating all my twinkles your fat -ss!
a handmade jewelry line created in 2009 by oliposa. the line includes the use of tile, wood, mosaic gl-ss tile, steel, swarovski crystals, and resin just to name a few. is that a bellavia necklace you are wearing?
- belly b*tton pudding
the smelly substance that collects in one’s belly b-tton my belly b-tton pudding that i scooped out of my belly b-tton straight up stanks!