failtard
a person who repeatedly uses the internet-meme-turned-slang phrase “fail” to describe any number of barely applicable situations, in a weak attempt to boost their geek cred.
waldo: “you did what? fail!”
ralph: “quit being such a failtard, waldo. go back to 4chan where you belong.”
someone or something who is both an epic failure and a complete f-cking r-t-rd. this person or thing has no ammbition in life other than to p-ss people the h-ll off.
chris: omg that misterjenkins is on the dam forums again.
ian: ahh man, that guy’s a f-cking failtard!
chris: i’m gonna delete the motherf-cker’s posts.
ian: pwned!
a word derived from fail.
simply put, it means that the person it was directed to is fail, and also a r-t-rd hence failtard.
it is usually used when someone says something that is utter fail and is also r-t-rded.
person one: omfgbbqrox, did you see that?
person two: -sigh- f-cking failtard.
someone who fails at life, in general – but also does it in a rather amusing way.
jen – dr. ian malcolm is easily the hottest man in jur-ssic park, despite now being painfully old and wrinkly..especially down below.
dan – you’re a f-cking failtard man.
someone who fails at everything and can never succeed at one thing. creating mindless threads insulting another human being. having one person say a fragment with no idea of what a fragment is.
misterjenkins is a failtard.
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