fainting goat
a woman that does nothing during s-x aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. she will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.
a woman with no s-xual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. just lies there in a sort of faint until it’s over and done with.
rob: “was erin a good f-ck?”
justin: “no, she was just another fainting goat.”
an act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted s-xual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins–the fainting goats.
last night paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so i pulled the fainting goat.
this is the art of making a girl p-ss out during s-x. by having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of -rg-sm will cause her to faint.
after an hour of raunchy s-x john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
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