fair burn
the sunburn you get when you spend all day at your local fair. the difference between a fair burn and a regular sunburn is the light, unburnt band on your wrist from where you got that wristband that ent-tles you to unlimited rides. it could be from a watch or an extra-wide bracelet, but we all know it’s not. you got that sunburn out at the fair, screaming the loudest on all the rides, shoving the most elephant ear and cotton candy down your gullet, and altogether raising more h-ll than anyone else there. and you loved every godd-mn second of it.
i spent all day at the fair today, and when i got home and looked in the mirror, i discovered i had a fair burn.
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