fair chair


the stamped metal chairs (sometimes padded), usually of a puke-brown or dull gray color, with a seat that folds up that you often encounter en m-sse at public fairs and other gatherings, outdoor weddings, sit-down concerts, church auditoriums, and so forth. said chairs are designed to be stackable and often come on large racks. notorious for getting skin-searingly hot if left exposed in sunlight for any length of time.
i went to a concert this summer and nearly burnt my legs on one of those fair chairs!

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