fair ostrich



someone who tries to play it fair, but basically sticks his head in the sand while doing it.

someone who obliquely references a really nasty deed without nailing it head on, ignoring the obvious
come on don’t play fair ostrich. the guy made an -ss of himself and you know it.

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