a fairgirl is the kind of girl who is sweetly hypocritical. she says one thing, but is really doing the other, in the most adorable way possible. a fairgirl is selfish, and blind to her hypocrisy, especially in relationships.
girl: “i hate it when guys are just looking at my b–bs when they’re talking to me. so rude.”
guy: “i get that, but in all fairness you also never wear a bra right?”
girl: “yeah, but no one really notices”
guy: “do you think guys notice when they’re talking to you?”
girl: “i mean, haha, probably sometimes!”
guy: -whispering to himself shaking his head- “godd-mn fairgirl…”
the act of eating then immediately napping. i was going to call you after i ate but ended up napgesting instead.
- nose tampon
when your tired of running to the bathroom because your nose is running and you have no tissues so you roll a piece of toilet paper and fold it to make a nose tampon. guy 1: omg i’m so tired of going to the bathroom to blow my nose. guy 2: make a nose tampon. […]
- ney effect
to take absolutely forever to complete any task at all. the ney effect has really hit her hard. she’s taking forever! she must have the ney effect!
- bejeweled necklace
glitterboming a partner after you give him/her a pearl necklace. d-mn! your girl is wearing a bomb -ss bejeweled necklace this halloween!
go get a life loser francis told sandra to ggall the desperate b-tch was asked to ggall