Fairmont


it has been said that fairmont is the post-apocalyptic place where dreams go to die. it would be better to describe it as the land of dreams still-born. everyone with ability or drive drives straight out of town. how else can you explain that the high school that looks like a prep school and a college neighborhood that looks like a bunch of crack houses? fortunately, fairmont cannot be seen from the highway as you race to morgantown.
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a place where people go that wish they went to wvu… there are a bunch of crack smoking, ugly girls there that are too easy to f-ck. their frat houses look like broken down crack houses.
i took a girls virginity that went there when she was in 11 grade. then her 2nd year after we broke up she f-cked 13 guys in a matter of one semister. and she still begged for my c-ck… talk about pathetic

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