Fairy Fart
a fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. on the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like “pvvffffft”.
dave wanted to rip one into marc’s face, but all he got was a fairy fart 🙁
a fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.
my parents left the house, and instead of watching p-rn, i pulled a fairy fart.
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