Fairy Fucker

noun:
1. a really, really h-m-s-xual male.
2. an otherwise straight man who gives it to a h-m-s-xual man in the b-tt- not because he’s gay, but because he’s just desperate to pump his s-m-n into fairy f-cker in this case would signify the “giver”, not the “taker”. the receiving person would be known as the “fairy f-ckee”.
3. a far more colorful way to call someone an idiot. (simply replace the word “gay” with “fairy f-cker” in your pleasant day-to-day conversations at the water cooler)

adjective:
fairy-f-cking (ex: a gay dance teacher = a fairy-f-cking dance teacher)

verb:
fairy f-ck, (past tense: fairy f-cked)

this phrase came about because a “fairy” is a well-known vernacular for a gay dude, and, when this fairy decides to f-ck, it is, well, really gay.

see also: rainbow rammer
1.
stan: my stupid fairy-f-cking teacher, mr. brown, gave me an f on my homework -ssignment!

martin: well, that’s what you get when you write an essay that’s t-tled “a history of fairy f-ckers: the mr. brown story”

stan: yea, he probably didn’t like the part where i went into detail about catching him on tape spanking it behind his desk after school.

martin: eww! you really caught him??

stan: no, but if he has ever spanked it after hours, he now thinks i’ve got some awesome blackmail material to get him with.
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2.
billy: wanna come with me to the gay pride parade?

andy: h-ll yea! i’m never one to miss a fairy-f-cking f-ck fest!
a gay or f-ggot..
a man who f-ckes other men
“nick lathey is a fairy f-cker” he needs to hand jessica off to someone who can raw dog that sh-t, someone like me.”