fairy godmother
in short, a fairy godmother is a good-looking f-ghag, a good-looking female that primarily hangs out with h-m-s-xual men – please see definition for f-ghag.
if cindy crawford hung out with gay guys all the time, then she would be a fairy godmother
an older woman who enjoys the company of younger gay men. this is different from f-g hag in the sense that it specifies the age relationship between the parties.
my mom is such a fairy godmother; every time she hears i met a new gay guy she just has to meet him.
to change someone’s look; to make-over
“ew. he was like out of a 1999 esprit ad.” “whatever, i would have fairygodmothered his -ss.”
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- Faithbooking
facebook posts proclaiming one’s love of the lord. tina: g-d is good! thank you for this beautiful, sunny day, lord. may g-d give me the strength to p-ss my kid off to her daddy without me kicking him in the throat. lori: oy vey…tina is blowing up my wall with her faithbooking, again.
- stickputer
any computer that has outlived its usefulness. dude, get rid of that 286 stickputer.
- Fake Air Guitar
using something in the place of an air guitar,, for example a broom. jimmy used the mop as an air guitar, therefore making it a fake air guitar
- fake talk
the opposite of real talk, something that is not true, can also be subst-tuted for the word “bull sh-t” teacher: you have a three page essay to right. student: nah, that’s fake talk.
- Falab-o-wob
this means something has fallen off a table for example “my pencil did a falab-o-wob” fall table falab-o-wob