fairy winkles
1.
a. to take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via p-n-s spray.
b. for a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.
2. vulgar slang: i believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, core wh-r-s can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc… (must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)
37 year old emo punk singer: “hey mom, i need to go fairy winkles.”
mom: “not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser”
executive ceo of any enterprise software business: “wtfbbq omg brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!”
world of warcraft guild leader: “ok thor_tigerkill_arbiter, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111”
executive ceo of any software enterprise business: “lol fairwinklesh4x!”
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