Faison
a term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. faison’s are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.
faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.
jon: “wow guys like that get all the luck”
doe: “yea, thats a faison for ya. watch out ’cause he’ll take your girl.”
to be slow or to fail a certain situation
depending the situation it could also mean to speak of unnecessary topics.
i dont want to hear your fais-on
the creepiest guy you’ll ever meet. a guy that is or has the ability to be a rapist.
person 1: dude i just got an email from this super hot girl on the internet. she says she wan’t to see me! should i go?
person 2: h-ll no!!! that girl is probably a total faison….you’ll go to her house and she’ll be a grown man and he’ll rape and kill you!!
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