faith based programming
faith based programming is what happens when a programmer isn’t smart or capable enough of writing good code that they pray whatever they did actually works. in early years, programmers would put a lot of debug statements, no-op loops, etc in code that somehow created the magic timing for it to work.
programmer 1: did you ever fix that bug we talked about yesterday?
programmer 2: ya, well sort of. i just added a feb debug statements and it went away
programmer 1: oh, i get it, you are doing a little faith based programming?
programmer 2: yep, even though i can’t see it, i believe the problem has somehow gone away…
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