Faitoute


the faitoute -ssigns a single decimal value to quantify the amount of pain and suffering induced by alcohol. as the faitoute approaches the value of 1, greater helpless mind searing pain is experienced. in rare cases, this one goes to 11.
(a man is violently throwing up behind an abandoned gas station)

are you having a faitoute moment right now?

only 10%.

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