fake-a-friend
when someone acts like they are your friend but they wouldn’t know what real friendship meant if it bit them in the b-tt
abby: hey, sally . . . let’s hang out.
sally: no, abby, you are just a fake-a-friend and i don’t want anything to do with you.
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