fake a piss
in the context of office and corporate culture, when two men enter a restroom and have to sh-t, one enters a stall, and the other gets shy and “fakes a p-ss”, opting instead to pretend to urinate and return later for another anonymous attempt at defecating. one can also “fake a p-ss” if there are too many people sh-tting, and using a stall will entail cr-pping too close to other people. it can also be used if someone sees you enter the bathroom before you can sneak into a stall.
“man, i had to sh-t real bad, but the managing partner saw me in the bathroom, so i had to fake a p-ss”.
a late realization of urinal anxiety where a man becomes too anxious to p-ss after he has already stepped up to the urinal so he stands at the urinal with his d-ck out pretending to pee until the man next to him leaves.
normally i don’t suffer from urinal anxiety but this time i had no choice but to take the urinal next to the big black guy. once i got there i stood there with my d-ck out but i was too nervous to p-ss and it was too late to bail out and go to a stall so i had to fake a p-ss until he left.
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