Fake-A-Text
to pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. more common among teenage girls then anyone else really.
omg last night was sooo awkward with jack so i basically faked-a-text the whole date!
or
girl 1- omg this is sooo awkward what should i do???
girl 2- fake-a-text duh!!
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