fake and bake
usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity’s sake.
stuck in the 1980’s.
friend: holy sh-t that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.
or
friend: holy sh-t that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she’s a fake and bake
or
friend: holy sh-t those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they’re fake and bakers.
a tan that has been took too far. these are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre ‘too pale’ you’ll often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a ritz crackers with some unknown spread. these people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.
guy1:”dude…that lady…she’s so…tan.?”
guy2:”thats abby…shes tans twice a day… i think she baths in tanning oil…”
guy1:”how can people even stand getting a fake and bake…? you look soo…”
guy2:”creepy.?”
guy1:”exactly…”
taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.
teacher: “where were you on monday?”
studennt: “mate, fake and bake!”
teacher: “s’cool, then.”
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