fake besties is a term used in new zealand, it means when two people are very close but don’t like to stereotype themselves as being best friends or don’t personally believe they are best friends so instead they call each other “fake besties”
logan: sarah and emma you two always hang out, are you guys besties?
sarah: no! we’re fake besties
logan: fake besties?
emma: we are fake besties because we are not actually besties but are tight as and talk lots!
- Fake Clap
the act of clapping when you really don’t want to, but feel forced to based on the circ-mstances. i went to a function recently and i had to fake clap for that phony, hillary clinton, after her speech. i was compelled to fake clap when derek jeter got a hit off of johan santana, otherwise, […]
- fake fixin'
a person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they’re working on. usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools. yo mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about […]
a large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn’t – often seen on the london underground you are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just fakenant. the dilemma you find […]
- Fall apart like a Robert Hall suit
to come unglued, to meltdown, to panic and not know what to do, to become alarmed and do nothing or do the wrong thing. according to local stories, a gentleman named robert hall tailored suits of dubious quality that came apart at the seams in very short order. synonym phrase: the wheels fell off after […]
- Fanny Famine
when one has not had s-xual relations with a woman for a long time. daniel: get any girls last weekend? frazer: no, been part of a serious f-nny famine recently.