Fake Bling
something of an oddity, & as far as i am aware, a rarity. whilst most chavs enjoy an unhealthy dose of jewelery/gold plated jewelery, those wearing fake bling are in possesion of a poor quality, cheap attempt at bling. fake bling is often plastic, hollow & adorned with plastic diamonds & gold paint, one such example was a plastic padlock, that lacked a back, was painted with sparkly gold paint & worn in conjunction with a potentially real gold necklace by an extremely mo mo chav.
kev: “check out my amazing bling!”
average joe: “uh, that looks kinda plastic, in fact, i’m pretty sure those diamonds are stickers…”
average jim: “its fake bling.”
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