Fake Blonde


hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. not to be confused with orange or green. fake blonde is unnatural blonde. may have toner over the bleach to add “natural” highlights.
“hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing”

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