Fake Chola


noun. basically has the same physical appearance and characteristics of a regular (chola) of (hispanic) descent, however are of (filipino) descent. prominently found in hawaii as well as california. often wears platform flip-flops or wedges, heavy make-up, unevenly paired skirts and tops, as well as a logo coach purse or gucci bag.
sabine walked by the coach store to find it was chock full of (fake cholas) blowing their rent money on logo coin purses and key chains.

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