Fake Chowder
when you pretend like your eating a girl out by smacking your lips, while fingering her clirt. warning only done if p-ssy is smelly
“one time grace caught me giving her fake chowder it was not good” – fred (hall p-ss)
p-ssy licking motorboat v-g-n- cl-t
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