fake crush
a crush where at some days you hate them, but others all you wanna do is be around them. a crush where your heart plays tricks on you.
bob: god susan i hate you
susan:f-ck off
the next day
bob: god susan i’m sorry i love you
susan: ew
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basically bipolar…
bob: i think i have a fake crush on susan
fred: omg no way
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