fake ed
an eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don’t have a real eating disorder. similar to {wannarexia}.
emily: hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
hannah: no! i have an eating disorder i can’t have that… but i’ll have that chocolate over there.
gen: you have a such a fake ed, hannah.
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