Fake Eyelashes
uncomfortable torture machines for girls who don’t think their eyelashes are long enough.
girl 1: omg your eyelashes are so long
girl 2: thanks, but they’re fake eyelashes
girl 1: oh
#fakeeyelasheseyeseyebrows
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