fake field goal


this is when you tell your s-x partner you’re going to f-ck her in the p-ssy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her -ss (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
i pulled a fake field goal on my b-tch last night. she never saw it coming.

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