fake n’baker
1.) a person who is a wannabe stoner. someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn’t know how to prep it and smoke it.
2.) a person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
“did you see brian trying to roll that cone? he’s such a fake n’baker.”
“every party brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. total fake n’baker.”
“ugh melissa is such a fake n’baker. all she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone.”
“my neighbors are such fake n’bakers”
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